Here are a few more children’s Thanksgiving jokes-
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Q: Why is the number ten scared on Thanksgiving?
A: Because seven ate (eight) nine!
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Q: When does Dracula eat turkey?
A: At Fangsgiving!
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Q: Why couldn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets on their farms?
A: The corn had ears!
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Q: Name two things you can’t eat for breakfast on Thanksgiving
A: Lunch and dinner.
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Q: What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving?
A: Your teeth!
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