A little bit of accounting humor!

Published on: October 1, 2015

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Here is a little humor (or not) for those of you in the accounting world!

What is an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand at a price you can’t afford.

What is the definition of an introverted accountant?
Someone who stares at their shoes when talking to you.

What is the definition of an extroverted accountant?
Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.

There are 3 types of accountant
Those who can count and those who can’t.

What’s a shy and retiring accountant?
One that’s half-a-million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.

Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost.

What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely.

What do accountants do to liven up their office party ?
Invite a Funeral Director.

How was copper wire invented?
2 accountants were arguing over a penny.

How does an accountant trash his/her hotel room?
By refusing to fill in the Guest Comment Card.

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends?
Because they can wear causal clothes to work.

How do accountants make a bold fashion statement?
Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.

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